Répliques de Clerks II

2 répliques

1. Randal Graves : All right, look, there’s only one “Return”, okay, and it ain’t “of the King”, it’s “of the Jedi”. Hobbit Lover : Oh, Star Wars geek. Randal Graves : Oh, I’m the geek ? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses. Elias : You’ll have to excuse him, he’s not “down” with the trilogy. Randal Graves : Oh, what the fuck happened to this world ? There’s only one trilogy, you fucking morons. Hobbit Lover : You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Anakin Skywalker so much, right ? Hobbit Lover : [ in robot voice ]Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga. Elias : [ chucking ]Yea-Yeah, you’re crazy, Jar-Jar. Randal Graves : Oh, I’m crazy ? Those fuckin’ hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.

2. - C’est une saloperie de bible ! - Hé ! C’est une saloperie de sainte bible, ça mon gars !